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Valentine’s Day, 2005.
Three single guys launch a video dating site.

Slogan: “Tune in, hook up.” (Classy.)

Nobody uploads.

So they offer women $20 on Craigslist to post videos (even classier).
Still nothing.
Eventually, one guy films himself at the zoo for 19 seconds.

That… becomes YouTube.

Fast forward to 2026: a $550 billion media beast.
Bigger than Disney. Bigger than Netflix. Bigger than Hollywood combined.

And now?

A courtroom in LA.

A 20-year-old woman is suing YouTube and Meta – claiming the platforms were built to hook kids early and keep them there.

Her lawyer calls it "A-B-C: Addicting the Brains of Children".
(Also easy as 1-2-3.)

Not subtle. But also… not wrong.

Because every parent (or person with eyes) knows this fight:
“One more video…just one…seriously, last one, pleeeaase…”

Autoplay. Infinite scroll. Candy-coloured rabbit holes.

It. Never. Stops.

The defence? She only used it for 29 minutes a day.

Right.

Crack cocaine's fine if you only do a little bit, yeah?

TikTok and Snap settled before trial. (Make of that what you will.)
The jury’s still out.

Big Tobacco moment? Industry reset?

No idea...let me check YouTube one more time.

Someone’s in a bad mood… (who just sprang to mind?)

Proceed with caution.

Could be your kid (post-YouTube: “Turn it off!”)
A colleague (printer, enough said.)
Your partner after you’ve hung the laundry wrong. 🙄

Either way, you're about to say the wrong thing.

Most people go one of two ways:
Aggressively cheerful (“Hey! What’s up with you?”)
Or full problem-solver (“Have you tried just…”)

Both make it worse.

Bad moods are a part of being human.
100% positive, all the time?
Hello, toxic positivity (and possible cult-member vibes).

You’re not fixing the mood. You’re making it safe to come out of it.

⛔ DON’T SAY: “Cheer up!” / “Smile!” / “It’s not that bad.”
(That’s not support. That’s the trigger…boom.)

"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around."
(Bill Watterson, American cartoonist 1958 - )

👇 Answer at the end

Did you “get out of bed on the wrong side” (morning bad mood)?

Blame ancient Rome.

They believed the left side of the bed was sinister.
Literally.
Sinister = Latin for “left.”
Unlucky. Untrustworthy. Slightly devil-adjacent.

Got out on the left side? Bad day guaranteed.

The right side? Dexter — skilful, correct, right.
As in dexterity (guess they never saw the TV show).

Even language plays favourites.

Two thousand years later…we’re still blaming the mattress.

💬 YOUR TURN: Left or right sleeper?

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62 years ago, four fab lads from Liverpool recorded Please Please Me, their debut album, in a single day.
Lennon had a cold. They got paid £7.50 each (~£200 today).

Today? Global karaoke domination.

In the UK, The Beatles are just… there.
Like tea. Or complaining.

Growing up, I knew Yellow Submarine (on TV every Christmas), but never really listened.

Then I came to Japan.

Karaoke book. Page after page of Beatles songs. Japanese friends who knew every word. Every harmony.

That’s where I actually heard them. (And sang them. Badly.)
Slightly embarrassing for a Brit…but proof you sometimes need distance to see what’s right in front of you.

They are, genuinely, absurdly good.

And everyone knows them — across generations, across countries.

Also, even they didn’t like all their own songs.
(They could be surprisingly…catty.)

💡 PRO TIP: “What’s your go-to Beatles song?”
(Then: “Why?” — get to the stories.)

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “Overrated or underrated?”
(Instant debate. Possible fight.)

⛔ DON’T SAY: “I’m not a Beatles person.”
(You are. You just haven’t realised yet.)

Factories. Taxis. Now tennis?
A robot is rallying at a level that would embarrass most club players.
(Definitely me).

Every job. Every sport. Every excuse not to exercise. Gone.
(Wimbledon 2035 is going to be weird.)

💬 FOLLOW-UP: What robo-sport do you want to see next?

I know, a Christmas movie, but Bill Murray's bad mood is timeless.

💬 YOUR TURN: Who’s your favourite on-screen grump? Hit reply and let me know.

A) 📱 Phone screens glowing in the dark - 20%
B) 🗣️ Talking/shouting at the screen - 40%
C) 🍿 Industrial-strength snack noise/smell – 40%
D) 💨 Other (confess here 😉) - 0%

💬 Your Two Cents

B: “Having your phone screen on is just inconsiderate to those around you. Can't you switch off even for 90 minutes?”

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