My 8-year-old found a ¥10 coin (5p) on the street the other day.
Her first instinct? “We should take it to the police.”

I thought: Only in Japan…
But is it?

Because this year's World Happiness Report's juiciest finding wasn’t which country won gold (Finland, again 🙄) — it’s that people around the world are way more honest than we give them credit for (yes, really!)

🤝 Benevolence is underrated.

Researchers ‘accidentally’ dropped wallets in cities globally, expecting the worst.
But surprise, surprise!
Wallets were returned way more often than predicted.

And that gap — between how kind we think people are vs. how kind they actually are — is a happiness killer (even more so than your ex).

Turns out:

🍽️ Family dinner > GDP

Sharing meals is a global happiness booster.
Meanwhile, solo dining is up 53% in the US (that's clearly not helping anyone's mood, see Twitter).

💡 COVID gave us a kindness bump

In 2020, people stepped up. Helped out. Gave more (and clapped a lot).
While benevolence dipped slightly in 2024, it's still 10% higher than pre-pandemic levels.
Helping others helps you — but only when you're doing it for them.
(Not livestreaming it, sorry).

💀 Despair, Not Sadness, Is the Real Opposite of Happiness

It fuels suicide, addiction and angry politics.
In places where people volunteer more and trust each other, despair drops.

Where they don’t?

🔁 More fear, less trust = rise of right-wing populism.

“People who trust others veer left. Those who don’t? Veer right.”
— World Happiness Report, 2025

Look around — despair is trending. And it’s winning elections.

💡 PRO TIP: When conversations turn negative about “people these days,” mention the wallet study: Instant conversation reset. Bring the positive vibe!

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “What’s a funny thing that makes you happy?” Blank stare? Lead with your own example first (“I love it when my kids go to sleep early. It’s like winning the silence lottery.”

⛔ DON’T SAY: “Back in my day, we had community!”
(Translation: “Please ignore me, I’ve turned into that grandparent.”)

Another happiness killer?
Bombing in the first 30 seconds of meeting someone.
You freeze. They smile. And suddenly it’s a silent staring contest.

Don’t know what to say? Don’t panic! Here’s how to build instant rapport with my BLT Method (no, not giving them a sandwich).
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He made us afraid of showers (Psycho), birds (The Birds), and our neighbours (Rear Window) — and that was before social media.

Born on August 13th (a Friday, of course), Alfred Hitchcock directed over 50 films and basically invented the psychological thriller.
Also: 39 cheeky cameos (long before Marvel).

The genius:

Revolutionary shots, tension-building edits, detailed storyboards.
46 Oscar nominations.
Zero Best Director wins.
(Academy! Explain yourself!)

The dark side:

Actress Tippi Hedren accused him of harassment, saying:
“He ruined my career, but he didn’t ruin my life.”

Genius? Yes.
Saint? Absolutely not.

💬 Your Turn: “What’s a film that genuinely scared you?” (I’m looking at you, Hereditary).

“There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.”
(Alfred Hitchcock, British film director)

🚿 One of Hitchcock’s most famous…

⬇️ Answer at the end of this issue

We’ve covered Trump’s dictatorish tendencies before (#14 and #26)
Here’s a fresh entry — starring an ex-DOGE staffer nicknamed… Big Balls (give him a break. He’s 19).
After BB got beaten during a carjacking attempt, Trump’s reaction wasn’t “Let’s fix public safety.”
It was:

The response? The usual outrage and cries of “unnecessary and unlawful”.

Trump’s reply: “We're going to do the same thing in Chicago, which is a disaster.” (Yes, deep-pan pizzas are a crime, but not that kind).

🧐 SpeakEasy Take: Classic authoritarian playbook. Deploy troops → outrage → repeat until people shrug → no more voting.
A bit like the Chinese navy ‘drills’ off the coast of Taiwan. One day, they won’t be drills…(soon?)

💡 PRO TIP: If discussing authoritarian moves, focus on the pattern, not the politics. Ask: “So, what happens next?” It invites thought, not tribal rage.

⛔️ DON’T SAY: “Who’s your favourite dictator?” (That’s a red flag. Seriously).

200 years ago, Luddites smashed textile machines to protect jobs. The British government's response? Prison, bullets, and one-way tickets to Australia (classic Brit diplomacy)

Their biggest mistake? Terrible branding.
They called them “obnoxious machines”. (Not exactly viral material.)

Fast-forward to 2025: Bots are back with AI brains and dating profiles. This time, they've got a slur that might stick: clanker.

It's spreading online — part insult, part warning for our robot-filled future.

Will “clanker” go mainstream? Or join “YOLO” in the internet graveyard?

🗣️ YOUR TURN: Got a better insult for our metal overlords-to-be?
Hit reply and send it in. The weirder, the better.

Meet the Reachy Mini: $500k in sales – day one!

For what? An 11-inch desktop robot that blinks, listens, and runs AI (and bobs its head – ahh, so cute…)
Starting at $299, it's basically a programmable pet.
Finally, a clanker that won't steal your job. Just judge your messy desk.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: What would you want it to do?

Hitchcock’s shocker about Norman Bates and his “mother” at the Bates Motel. Lead gets stabbed mid-shower. Plot twist: mother’s been dead for years.

🍿 Cultural Impact: Changed horror forever. Invented the slasher. Made showers terrifying.

🧠 Deep Dive: Hitchcock self-funded it, banned late entry — and it became his biggest ever hit.

A) 😤 Necessary evil — I use it, but I don't like it — 25%
B) 🤷‍♀️ Not bad once you get past the weather — 25%
C) 😄 It's verbal foreplay — 50%

💬 Your Two Cents:

S.H: “I went to an elderly relative’s funeral a few years ago, and I swear 99% of every mourner’s conversation revolved around the weather that morning. Even the priest talked about the rain more than the dearly departed.”

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