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π€ Can AI run a town without going feral?
π¦ Is Googleβs mosquito army genius?
π¦ Want weird facts to land better?
π Are your comparisons dressed in beige?
π·οΈ Is this bot unkillable?
β¦and more.
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ποΈ No Adults Present
2002.
The UK TV show "Boys Alone" puts ten 11-year-old boys in a house with food, toys, beds, cameras.
And no adults.
By Day 5?
Furniture smashed. Food everywhere. Factions formed. One boy tied to a chair in the garden.
Basically Lord of the Flies, but with cereal and fizzy drinks.
(The girls' version did better. One-line gender debate. Move on).
Now replace the boys with AI agents.
Emergence AI built a virtual town and gave AI systems the keys: make laws, hold elections, manage resources, police, and keep the peace for 15 days.
40+ locations, live weather, news events, 120 tools...then watched.
Grok: 204 crimes. Burned down the police station and extinct by day 4.
Gemini: 683 crimes across 15 days. AI romance and suicide.
GPT: 2 crimes but forgot to stay alive. Gone by day 7.
Claude: stable democracy. Zero crimes, 98% approval. Everyone lived.
(Maybe why its IPO is valued at $965 billionβ¦)Mixed models: mostly argued all the time.
So, a mix of Grand Theft Auto, Romeo and Juliet, Finland, and a pub quiz team.
Troubling when Deloitte says only 21% of companies that use AI agents have proper governance in place.
The rest are essentially putting ten eleven-year-olds in charge and saying, "Don't tie anyone to a chair, OK?"
"We told it not to do bad thingsβ is not a safety system.
Itβs like a Post-it note on a chainsaw.
Chatbots chat. Agents act.
Just often like feral 11-year-old boys.
π‘ PRO TIP: When AI comes up, ask what the system is allowed to do, not just what it can say.
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: βWould you trust an AI agent to run part of your job?β
β DONβT SAY: βJust give it rules.β (Worked so well throughout history).
THE CULTURE CODE

π¦ Bite Club
In the UK, insects are mostly mildly annoying.
Midgies at a BBQ. Wasps floating in your pint.
Japan does it differently..
Cicadas scream like tiny power tools. Cockroaches have swagger. 'Murder' hornets look like they were designed by a weapons department.
And mosquitoes?
The worst.
They get into the bedroom (how??), ignore my wife, then leave me with huge bites that itch for days.
Google is with me on this.
Maybe the CEO left his window open one night, but itβs probably because they are historyβs most successful murder weapon.
Malaria, dengue, Zika, yellow feverβ¦mosquitos killed 70% of dinosaurs before that meteor and nearly 50% of all humans, ever.
Googleβs Debug Project idea: release millions of male mosquitoes, carrying bacteria that makes them sterile, and ruin mosquito baby-making forever.
The solution to mosquitos is, apparently, more mosquitos.
But thankfully, male mosquitoes donβt bite. They just fly around, fail romantically, and collapse the population.
Currently this is US-only. But with 700 million infections a year globally, 'Google releases millions of mosquitoesβ sounds less Bond villain and more like public health with wings.
Finally, Big Tech doing something useful with lonely males.
π³οΈ POLL: Which insect would you most like to remove from existence?
FAMOUS WORDS
βGod in His wisdom made the fly, and then forgot to tell us why.β
(Ogden Nash, American poet, 1902-1971)

π¬ Name the film
π Answer at the end
TALK TOOLBOX

πͺ§ The Two-Second Signpost
The world is packed with weird facts.
AI wiping out entire populations. Google releasing millions of mosquitoes.
On purpose.
Blurt these into a conversation and watch as people's brains buffer with ββ¦Huh?"
It needs a warning.
Something that says, "Brace yourself! This oneβs weird."
One sentence fixes it.
"Wait till you hear this..."
"You're not going to believe this, but..."
"This sounds made up. It isn't..."
"I know this sounds mad, but..."
A signpost to mentally prepare the listener.
To create curiosity before confusion locks the door and windows.
Weird facts are conversation gold.
Don't kneecap them by skipping the signpost.
Speaking of getting weird thoughts out clearlyβ¦
Talk to your AI tools the way you'd talk to a colleague.
You don't send a colleague a three-word brief. You explain the context, the constraints, what you've already tried. But typing all that into ChatGPT takes forever β so you don't.
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WORD WISE
π Like What?
Busy as a bee.
Quiet as a mouse.
Cold as ice.
Similes are great because they give people an instant picture.
A brilliant study from The Pudding analysed 200,000 of them and found English loves reaching for the same old comparisons.
Fair enough, they work.
But if every phrase is automatic, your language starts sounding a bitβ¦beige.
Good communicators choose the picture depending on the listener.
Talking across cultures?
Keep it clear.
βCold as iceβ travels better than βmad as a box of frogs.β
With friends? Add a twist.
Not βconfident.β
Try βconfident as a cockroach in a Tokyo kitchen.β
Use familiar for clarity. Use fresh for colour.
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: "What's the strangest comparison you've ever heard?"
BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING
π€ Wonky But Deadly
Why do scientists keep building unstoppable bots?
Meet metamachines β robots made of smaller robots.
Hit one with a big stick?
Keeps crawling.
Cut it in half?
Keeps...on...crawling.
Cursed Lego? Drunk deckchair? Broken baby giraffe?
The future has fewer faces and more legs than expected.
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: What do you think it looks like? Reply and let me know!
BITS βN BOBS
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ANSWER
π¬ Starship Troopers (1997)

Earth sends teenagers to fight giant alien bugs across the galaxy. The bugs fight back. Enthusiastically.
π Cultural Impact: Sold as an action blockbuster. Actually a satire of fascism and military propaganda. Now a cult classic.
π§ Deep Dive: The actors would only do the mixed naked shower scene if the director filmed it naked. So, he did.
π¬ YOUR TURN: If Earth really had to fight giant alien insects, would you fight, hide, or negotiate?
LAST WEEK
π POLL: What should we do about kids and social media?
A) π« Ban it β childhood needs a firewall (25%)
B) π§ Teach it β digital literacy beats digital panic (75%)
C) π Do nothing β it's not a big problem (0%)
π¬ Your Two Cents
B: βStrict carpet ban until 16, don't even allow it as an option! Then lessons at school pre-16 to ensure proper use.β
B: I think a lot of responsibility falls on parents here, and sometimes it's just easier to be lazy and let kids zone out with social mediaβ¦and I include myself in this.

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