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1996.
The world loses its mind.

Not because the Spice Girls drop Wannabe…but because of a sheep.

Dolly. The clone.

Science goes full sci-fi. Then… nothing.
Cloning quietly exits the conversation.

Except it didn't go away. It went commercial.

Dead pet? Clone it.
Dead racehorse? Clone it.
Got cash and attachment issues?
There’s a lab waiting (and a celeb queue forming)

Boom times (especially in China).

Naturally, the ambitions got bigger…
R3 Bio in California (of course) is quietly pitching headless human clones — “organ sacks.”
(Branding is clearly a work in progress.)

No life. No rights. Just spare parts (any spare knees welcome).

Their pitch?
One day: swap your brain into a younger clone.
Live again! (cue lightning and maniacal laughter).

Meanwhile, Zuckerberg (lightning and maniacal laughter again) quietly dropped TRIBE v2 – mapping how your brain reacts to the world.
Early days (very early).
But step one to copying a mind… is understanding it.

Exciting times if you're a member of the Silicon Valley Immortality Club™
Or an ageing ruthless dictator who likes casually chatting about immortality while the nukes rumble by.
(Just lads talking. Nothing to worry about).

Nature, however, is less impressed.

Japanese scientists spent 20 years recloning the same mouse.
By generation 58? All dead at birth.
Cause unknown. Mutations stacking silently, generation by generation (a bit like European royalty.)

The billionaires and the dictators want to cheat death.
The mice?

Not convinced.

Someone who looks exactly like you?

Doppelgänger

German (then. Literally: “double walker.”

Originally? A ghostly copy of yourself — and seeing it meant death was coming.

Now?
Just someone who looks like you at a party.
From omen… to awkward introduction (progress!)

Somewhere, someone is paying $50 to beat a printer to death with a baseball bat. (Probably HP.)

Rage rooms — where you pay to wreck a space with bats and sledgehammers — are, well…all the rage.

Not hard to see why. AI taking jobs. Costs going up. News getting worse.
People need somewhere to put it.
Enter: a padded room full of breakables. (Deep breath… now swing.)

In New York, places like The Ragery have doubled bookings this year. The most popular package? “The Office.”
You walk in. Laptops. Printers. Desks.
Your manager’s face taped to the wall…(HR not invited then.)

Fastest-growing crowd? Women.
Fastest-growing region? Southeast Asia.

So — it’s global. And getting smashier.

Companies are now booking rage rooms for team-building.
(Pray that manager doesn’t attend.)

Experts say it might fuel anger, not fix it.
They recommend yoga (as usual).
Breathe… Cat-Cow Stretch.
Sure.

Or…

Scream…Bat. Hammer. Smash.

With layoffs looming (hi, Big Tech 👋), demand’s only going one way.

2026: Don’t get wrecked in a bar.

Wreck the bar instead.

💡 PRO TIP:The best topics make people laugh first, think second.
“Would you pay $50 to smash a printer?” does both.
Lead with the detail, not the trend.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “What would get the hammer in your room?”
(Watch how fast people get specific…)

⛔ DON'T SAY: "I've learned to control my anger"
(May be true, but kills the conversation).

“Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
(Ambrose Bierce. American author, 1842-1914)

👇 Answer at the end

Want to send someone straight to a rage room?

Say this: “It’s not hard.”

I spent years training teachers to stop saying it to students.

Went home. Said it to my kids anyway.
(Homework session over. Emotional damage complete).

It sounds helpful. It isn’t. It shrinks the problem… and the person.

They hear, “You're failing at something easy.”

Add “just” and it gets worse:

Brilliant! Problem solved. Nobel Prize incoming.

Nope.
(Added bonus: feelings of stupidity, defensiveness, and simmering resentment).

Try this instead:

Same problem, but completely different energy.

And no sledgehammer required.

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After organ sacks and rage rooms — meet G1T4-M1N1.

Your own R2-D2.
$2,785. Carries 9 kgs. Beeps. Boops. Follows you like a loyal space puppy.

Finally, a bot that is likeable.
Star Wars licensed with a Disney-designed interface.
It carries your stuff, updates itself and plays Spotify.
Basically a fancy shopping trolley with personality.

Now give me C-3PO doing the dishes:
“Oh my! These eggs have dried, Master Alex!”

Much better than the murdery-looking bots we usually get.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: Which movie robot would you actually want at home?

Middle-management. Rush hour. Los Angeles. One man decides he's done.

💬 YOUR TURN: What’s a pet hate that pushes you close to the edge?
(Me: noisy earphones on trains).

A) 😈 Yes — it's engineered that way — 62%
B) 🛠️ No — it's just a tool — 7%
C) 🤔 Depends how you use it - 24%
D) 📱 Ask me after one more video… - 7%

💬 Your Two Cents

B: “I see my kids and their friends using these apps as a social tool, and they can actually encourage interaction, conversation and communal fun. Used well, and with supervision, these apps can enrich kids’ lives, and that should be the goal, after all, whatever happens in court this week, they are not going away.”

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