Japan gets a lot right — toilets sent from the future, power napping in public (without getting robbed), vending machines selling hot corn soup at 2 a.m.

But Christmas? Not one of them (sorry, Japan…)

Crucified Santa? Urban myth. But eating KFC like it's Michelin-starred turkey, 100% real. Normally, I flee to a warm beach.

But with the yen stuck in the toilet like a stubborn poo, overseas trips are off the table. So it's home for Christmas.

And honestly? Maybe that's a win.

Because air travel in 2025 feels like a stress test disguised as transportation.

Didn't flying used to feel… civilized?

🎩 The Golden Age Fantasy

The US Dept of Transportation just asked Americans to “restore civility” by ditching airport pyjamas.

Their campaign? The Golden Age of Travel Starts With You.

Translation: bring back heels, hats, suits, pearls — the 1950s vibe (minus the chain-smoking and casual sexism.)

And yes, back then you got:

But the internet shot back:

“Lovely idea, but have you seen the seats?”
Shrinking legroom, shrinking amenities, growing delays (and rage.)

When airlines squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste, you dress for survival, not Instagram.

A YouGov poll backs it:
Gen Z approves of in-flight jim-jams (71% yes)
Boomers do not (78% no)

Maybe they remember a time before blood clots and emotional support ponies?

💬 The Conversation Hack

Air travel is perfect small talk — just avoid “So, been anywhere nice?”

Try: “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen on a plane?”

Instant laughs, and way better than swapping sunset stories.

So, what do you think?👇

“There’s nothing like an airport for bringing you down to earth.”
(Richard Gordon, British author, 1921-2017)

Answer at the end of the issue.

Dictionaries add thousands of new words every year, which is why English now reads like a teenager’s group chat (remember “skibidi?”)

And 2025’s winners? All over the place.

Linguists call it “language evolution.”
It just means English updates more often than your iPhone.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: What other new words have you heard this year?

Rage bait – it’s not just online.
People drop it in real conversations too: hot takes, provocations, and Olympic-level button-pushing (kids are experts at it…)

Truth is: you’ll rarely change their mind. So don’t bite.
Try B.A.I.T. instead:

💡 PRO TIP: Whoever stays calm controls the conversation.
💬 FOLLOW-UP: What topic always baits you? (Trump…deep breath, deep breath…)
⛔ DON’T SAY: “No way! Are you winding me up?!” (Congrats — hook, line, sinker.)

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Good communication means knowing not everyone’s brain plays by the same rules. My old school friend Steph Curtis just taught me about PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance) — an autism profile I’d never even heard of.
Genuinely eye-opening and well worth a read.

A disaster-movie spoof where a traumatised ex-pilot must land a plane after the crew eats bad fish

🌎 Cultural Impact: Revolutionized comedy parodies and gave us “Don't call me Shirley” — still quoted 45 years later.

🧠 Deep Dive: It parodies the (serious) 1957 film Zero Hour! shot-for-shot.

💬 YOUR TURN: What’s your favourite parody?

A) 😩 Yes — we’ve gone full Santa-industrial complex — 31%
B) 🥳 No — bring on the lights, chaos & sugar — 56%
C) 😆 I don’t “do” Christmas… but I enjoy watching the madness — 13%

💬 Your Two Cents

B.A: “It all starts too early, and I can do without Wham and Mariah Carey, but I do enjoy the lights, my kids' excitement, the warmth the season provides, and of course, the food and booze!”
A.C: “It's just too long now…it's full-on Christmas stuff everywhere in the UK once you get past November 5th and Guy Fawkes”
P.C: “I love Christmas because there IS religion involved and, honestly, sometimes wonder how people manage to align the massive meaning of the season with a totally secular approach to it.”
S.H: “Mariah…apparently makes around $2 million from royalties each year thanks to “that” tune.”

🎄My favourite week too, for the same reasons.

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