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π§ Smarter Than You: Can we stay in charge?
π¨ To The Maxx: Get your hammer
π€ Question Bot: Talk like a human
π€ AI Twin: A digital youβ¦but better?
β¦and more.
Words, wit & culture! π―
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π§ Can We Stay The Alpha?
For a newsletter about communication skills, I often get this:
βWhy do you keep talking about AI and robots?β
Fair question.
When people hear βcommunicationβ, they think TED Talks. Body language. Listening to your partner (still need work on that one, apparentlyβ¦)
But skip AI? Youβre out of luck.
Weβre witnessing the largest capital investment in human history. $2.5 trillion and counting pouring into AI, bots β and AI inside bots.
Military. Police. Factories. Hospitals. Your home.
My new dog is small, noisy, adorably stupid (and weirdly always smelly).
When it bites my finger, I shout, βOuch.β He skulks off.
Iβm bigger. Stronger. Smarter (allegedly).
Alpha established.
Now imagine the dog is a bear.
(My daughter's first choice. Vetoed. Narrowly.)
Suddenly, the power dynamicβ¦shifts.
Now imagine itβs AI, in a bot.
Nobel-level intelligence. Encased in metal. Strong enough to crush bone.
Quietly folding your laundry while you eat biscuits on the sofa.
Smarter than us. Stronger than us. Capable of lying.
So⦠alpha. Still us?
THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS (yes, all caps!), published last Sunday, clocked 21 million views on X. 100 hours of research into what happens if AI works exactly as planned.
Two answers. Opposite conclusions.
π± The Grim One: by 2028, white-collar jobs collapse. Spending plummets. An βintelligence displacement spiral" (economist-speak for "oh, shiiiit")
π The Smiley One: AI slashes costs, displaced workers start businesses, incomes rise β the same story as every tech disruption for 200 years.
Mass displacement or mass prosperity?
Reality will be messier than either.
My suggestion?
Flexible beats fearful, so build a prepared mind
Because whether the bots cuddle or crush, you'll need to know how to talk about it.
That's why I do.
π³οΈ POLL: Alpha status by 2028?
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THE CULTURE CODE
Cultural fluency β no need to Google under the table.

π¨ To The Maxx!
Remember βmetrosexualβ?
When David Beckham posed in his undies and the planet briefly malfunctioned?
Simpler times.
Now weβve got Japanese ads for menβs lipstick. Boy band idols discussing serums in prime time.
Masculinity, moisturised (I suppose a bit of cream never hurt.)
But thenβ¦ thereβs looksmaxxing.
A 20-year-old influencer named Clavicular just walked New York Fashion Week, dragging a whole corner of internet slang into the mainstream.
βMaxxingβ means optimising anything. Looksmaxxing = upgrade your face. Gymmaxxing. Moneymaxxing. Fibremaxxing (does that end in toiletmaxxing?)
βMoggingβ is the endgame β visibly outclassing someone. Standing next to a guy with better bone structure? Frame-mogged. Bad luck.
Clavicular? He maxxes maxxing:
testosterone from age 14
steroids
meth for appetite suppression
βbonesmashingβ β hitting his own face with a hammer to βsharpenβ it
Science says: absolutely not.
Yet he makes $100K+ a month streaming (mmmβ¦actually, whereβs my hammer?)
Not worried enough? Add misogyny, racism, and livestreaming hitting a person with your Cybertruck (owning a Cybertruck says it all).
So whatβs going on?
Male insecurity.
Probably why the US Department of Defence, sorry, Department of War, recently tweeted "Lethalitymaxxing"... (and probably made it uncool again.)
π‘ PRO TIP: With new slang, tread carefully. Misfire and youβll be shamemaxxed (see, you can add it to anything).
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: "Who did you look up to when you were a teenager?" Personalisation leads to better connection.
β DON'T SAY: "I remember when men were men." (David Beckham wants a word).
FAMOUS WORDS
βThe problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.β
(Joan Collins, British actress, 1933-)

π¬ Name the film
π Answer at the end
TALK TOOLBOX
π€ Attack of the Question Bots
All this talk of bots β here's how not to sound like one.
(5 min read).
BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING
π€ Selfmaxxing
Looksmaxxing not enough?
Pika Labs just launched AI Selves β a digital twin that learns your personality, mirrors your communication style, and represents you across every platform.
Birth it. Raise it. Set it loose.
Their FAQ opens with: "Wait β is this real?"
Their answer: "Yes."
The promo video looks like an early β80s self-help VHS mated with a Silicon Valley fever dream (seriously, itβs weird and sinister AF!)
Black Mirror called β it wants its plot back.
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: "What would your AI twin do that you won't?"
ANSWER

π¬ Death Becomes Her (1992)
Two rivals drink an immortality potion β then spend the rest of the film falling apart (literally.)
π Cultural Impact: The VFX won an Oscar. The message about vanity? More relevant than ever.
π§ Deep Dive: Meryl Streep accidentally scarred Goldie Hawn's cheek with a shovel during their fight scene β real blood made it into the final cut.
π¬ YOUR TURN: Would you drink it?
LAST WEEK
π³οΈ POLL: Who will own the 21st century?
A) πΊπΈ Still America β no contest - 12%
B) π¨π³ China β quietly and steadily - 47%
C) βοΈ Split power β messy multipolar world - 29%
D) π€ AI wins β nations are irrelevant - 12%
π¬ Your Two Cents
B.A: βGood China, bad China. The country is very Jekyll/Hyde.β
S.Y: βAmerica has done a fantastic job clumsily shitting on its international relationships for the past year.β
M.M: βAnything could happen, but my prediction is that the US becomes an even messier hot mess and China finds itself as the #1 superpower by default.β
A.C: βIn my family's pub business, we have always said that it takes years to build up a good reputation for a pub, but it can be broken in a week. This is Trump and America today.β
P.C: βI am finding the benefits of AI and ignoring all the crap. I am blown away these days by Notebook LM.β

Letβs hope heβs reading this.
THIS IS THE END
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