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Today:

  1. 🧠 Smarter Than You: Can we stay in charge?

  2. πŸ”¨ To The Maxx: Get your hammer

  3. πŸ€– Question Bot: Talk like a human

  4. πŸ‘€ AI Twin: A digital you…but better?

…and more.

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🧠 Can We Stay The Alpha?

For a newsletter about communication skills, I often get this:

β€œWhy do you keep talking about AI and robots?”

Fair question.

When people hear β€˜communication’, they think TED Talks. Body language. Listening to your partner (still need work on that one, apparently…)

But skip AI? You’re out of luck.

We’re witnessing the largest capital investment in human history. $2.5 trillion and counting pouring into AI, bots β€” and AI inside bots.

Military. Police. Factories. Hospitals. Your home.

My new dog is small, noisy, adorably stupid (and weirdly always smelly).
When it bites my finger, I shout, β€œOuch.” He skulks off.
I’m bigger. Stronger. Smarter (allegedly).

Alpha established.

Now imagine the dog is a bear.
(My daughter's first choice. Vetoed. Narrowly.)
Suddenly, the power dynamic…shifts.

Now imagine it’s AI, in a bot.

Nobel-level intelligence. Encased in metal. Strong enough to crush bone.
Quietly folding your laundry while you eat biscuits on the sofa.

Smarter than us. Stronger than us. Capable of lying.

So… alpha. Still us?

THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS (yes, all caps!), published last Sunday, clocked 21 million views on X. 100 hours of research into what happens if AI works exactly as planned.

Two answers. Opposite conclusions.

  • 😱 The Grim One: by 2028, white-collar jobs collapse. Spending plummets. An β€œintelligence displacement spiral" (economist-speak for "oh, shiiiit")

  • πŸ˜ƒ The Smiley One: AI slashes costs, displaced workers start businesses, incomes rise β€” the same story as every tech disruption for 200 years.

Mass displacement or mass prosperity?
Reality will be messier than either.

My suggestion?

Flexible beats fearful, so build a prepared mind

Because whether the bots cuddle or crush, you'll need to know how to talk about it.

That's why I do.

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THE CULTURE CODE

Cultural fluency β€” no need to Google under the table.

πŸ”¨ To The Maxx!

Remember β€œmetrosexual”?

When David Beckham posed in his undies and the planet briefly malfunctioned?

Simpler times.

Now we’ve got Japanese ads for men’s lipstick. Boy band idols discussing serums in prime time.
Masculinity, moisturised (I suppose a bit of cream never hurt.)

But then… there’s looksmaxxing.

A 20-year-old influencer named Clavicular just walked New York Fashion Week, dragging a whole corner of internet slang into the mainstream.

  • β€œMaxxing” means optimising anything. Looksmaxxing = upgrade your face. Gymmaxxing. Moneymaxxing. Fibremaxxing (does that end in toiletmaxxing?)

  • β€œMogging” is the endgame β€” visibly outclassing someone. Standing next to a guy with better bone structure? Frame-mogged. Bad luck.

Clavicular? He maxxes maxxing:

  • testosterone from age 14

  • steroids

  • meth for appetite suppression

  • β€œbonesmashing” β€” hitting his own face with a hammer to β€œsharpen” it

Science says: absolutely not.

Yet he makes $100K+ a month streaming (mmm…actually, where’s my hammer?)

Not worried enough? Add misogyny, racism, and livestreaming hitting a person with your Cybertruck (owning a Cybertruck says it all).

So what’s going on?

Male insecurity.

Probably why the US Department of Defence, sorry, Department of War, recently tweeted "Lethalitymaxxing"... (and probably made it uncool again.)

πŸ’‘ PRO TIP: With new slang, tread carefully. Misfire and you’ll be shamemaxxed (see, you can add it to anything).

πŸ’¬ FOLLOW-UP: "Who did you look up to when you were a teenager?" Personalisation leads to better connection.

β›” DON'T SAY: "I remember when men were men." (David Beckham wants a word).

FAMOUS WORDS

β€œThe problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.”
(Joan Collins, British actress, 1933-)

🎬 Name the film

πŸ‘‡ Answer at the end

TALK TOOLBOX

πŸ€– Attack of the Question Bots

All this talk of bots β€” here's how not to sound like one.
(5 min read).

BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING

πŸ‘€ Selfmaxxing

Looksmaxxing not enough?

Pika Labs just launched AI Selves β€” a digital twin that learns your personality, mirrors your communication style, and represents you across every platform.

Birth it. Raise it. Set it loose.

Their FAQ opens with: "Wait β€” is this real?"

Their answer: "Yes."

The promo video looks like an early β€˜80s self-help VHS mated with a Silicon Valley fever dream (seriously, it’s weird and sinister AF!)

Black Mirror called β€” it wants its plot back.

πŸ’¬ FOLLOW-UP: "What would your AI twin do that you won't?"

ANSWER

🎬 Death Becomes Her (1992)

Two rivals drink an immortality potion β€” then spend the rest of the film falling apart (literally.)

  • 🌎 Cultural Impact: The VFX won an Oscar. The message about vanity? More relevant than ever.

  • 🧠 Deep Dive: Meryl Streep accidentally scarred Goldie Hawn's cheek with a shovel during their fight scene β€” real blood made it into the final cut.

πŸ’¬ YOUR TURN: Would you drink it?

LAST WEEK

πŸ—³οΈ POLL: Who will own the 21st century?

A) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Still America β€” no contest - 12%
B) πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ China β€” quietly and steadily - 47%
C) βš–οΈ Split power β€” messy multipolar world - 29%
D) πŸ€– AI wins β€” nations are irrelevant - 12%

πŸ’¬ Your Two Cents

B.A: β€œGood China, bad China. The country is very Jekyll/Hyde.”
S.Y: β€œAmerica has done a fantastic job clumsily shitting on its international relationships for the past year.”
M.M: β€œAnything could happen, but my prediction is that the US becomes an even messier hot mess and China finds itself as the #1 superpower by default.”
A.C: β€œIn my family's pub business, we have always said that it takes years to build up a good reputation for a pub, but it can be broken in a week. This is Trump and America today.”
P.C: β€œI am finding the benefits of AI and ignoring all the crap. I am blown away these days by Notebook LM.”

Let’s hope he’s reading this.

THIS IS THE END

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