Hi, Alex here,
This is SpeakEasy, turning small talk into smart talk.
Slightly pressed for time this week with Christmas looming β prezzies, food prep, kids finishing school early.
So, things are a bit more streamlined than usual.
Today:
π High/Low/Whoa: Your party survival game
π£οΈ Conversation Ammo: The Twelve Hooks of Christmas (plus one)
βοΈ Olaf Lives: Cute bot, scary tech
β¦and more.
Words, wit & culture! π§
Your conversational stocking filler π πΌ
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TALK TOOLBOX

π High/Low/Whoa!
The day before Christmas β peak panic zone.
Forget last-minute shopping, this is a conversational minefield.
Office parties. Barely remembered relatives. Strangers hovering near the mince pies.
Awkward silence incoming in 3...2β¦1β¦
I borrowed this game (High/Low/Buffalo) from communication coach Vinh Giang and then tweaked it for my Japanese students (explaining 'buffalo' killed more conversations than it started.)
So, keep it in your back pocket for when conversations crash harder than your cousin after three eggnogs.
How it works:
First β ask permission.
βFancy trying a quick conversation game I read about?β (feel free to add βfrom an amazing newsletter I get every weekβ π.)
Say it with energy. Make it playful. Go first. People will say yes.
Share three things:
High β Something good (βI finally got a dog!β)
Low β Something not so good (βHad my first vertigo attack. Awful.β)
Whoa β Something unexpected (βI was in a Japanese TV ad.β)
Thatβs me.
β¨The magic: You've now created six conversation threads (three you, three them.)
Pick one of theirs.
Don't bounce around like a coked-up kangaroo β focus!
Ask three follow-ups. Listen. Be curious.
Now they feel heard and will return the favour.
VoilΓ β connection.
Deeper than any chat youβve had over prawn cocktails (βSoβ¦prawns, eh?)
π‘ PRO TIP: Prep all your answers in advance (especially the βwhoaβ). Asking to play this and saying, βErrβ¦you go first,β is conversational homicide.
β DON'T SAY: Before you deploy High/Low/Whoa, know what topics to dodge. These have been done to death in 2025.
π³οΈ POLL: Which topic are you MOST sick of hearing about in 2025?
NEWS YOU CAN USE
Turn headlines into talking points.

π£οΈ The Twelve Hooks of Christmas (plus one)
Sharing personal details makes you shudder with horror?
Time-poor but conversation-rich situations?
No problem.
You donβt have to talk about yourself.
Here's your 2025 βWhoaβ collection β 12 stories that flew under the radar but make excellent party fodder. (100% Trump-free, because weβre absolutely sick of him.)
π€― WTF Science
Scientists made mosquitoes malaria-free and less murder-y. (Now do wasps.)
Blind patients are having vision restored by βtooth-in-eyeβ surgery (yes, thatβs right β toothβ¦inβ¦eyeβ¦)
Japanese scientists developed a new plastic that dissolves in seawater. (Finally, fish that tastes like Tupperware!)
π Nature Is Not On Our Side
Sharks are older than trees (respect your elders. And donβt swim in the sea.)
Plants scream when stressed (your yucca is definitely plotting)
Worldβs largest spider web discovered (110,000 reasons Iβm not sleeping)
π Humanity's Weird
Kim Kardashian blamed ChatGPT for failing her law exam (AI: finally fighting back.)
Marriage triples the risk of obesity in men β but not women (all that stress eating π )
Ringo Starr says heβs never eaten pizza (All You Need Is Love. Not Dominoβs.)
π° Numbers That'll Make You Go, βHuh?β
51% of farm animals globally are shrimp (yup, I thought cows too.)
Average investor researches for six minutes before buying stocks (that long! Explains my portfolioβ¦)
817 million people live in extreme poverty β while billionaires race to space. (Not funny. Just important.)
π And finally, my faveβ¦
Hate needles? (YES!) Get ready for vaccine beer (maybe anti-vaxxers will think twice now?)
π‘ PRO TIP: Don't info-dump all of them. Nobody wants to talk to a walking listicle. Pick one that fits the situation and ask follow-up questions.
π¬ YOUR TURN: Whatβs your favourite? Let me know!
β DON'T SAY: βI read this thing somewhereβ¦β Own it. βDid you know sharks are older than trees?β lands way better.
FAMOUS WORDS
βThere are three stages of life: you believe in Santa; you don't believe in Santa; you are Santa.β
(Bob Phillips, American journalist, 1951-2007)

π¬ Name the film
π Answer at the end of the issue.
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BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING
βοΈ Olaf Lives!
Disney has unveiled a self-walking Olaf robot powered by heat management AI β so it doesnβt melt while wandering theme parks.
Kids will love it. Theme parks will copy it.
And the military will quietly take notesβ¦
An autonomous, AI-powered, heat-resistant, self-navigating bot.
Does this sound familiar?
What could possibly go wrong?
(Calling John Connerβ¦)
ANSWER

π¬ Answer: Bad Santa (2003)
A drunken conman posing as Santa robs malls each Christmas Eve, until he bonds with a kid who believes he's real.
π Cultural Impact: Despite backlash from religious groups, the R-rated film grossed over $60 million domestically, proving audiences craved its sweary, anti-Christmas edge (the F-word is used over 150 times.)
π§ Deep Dive: Jack Nicholson and Bill Murray both wanted to make it, but had other films.
π¬ YOUR TURN: Whatβs your favourite Christmas film?
LAST WEEK
π³ POLL: Should we build data centres in space?
A) π Yes! Keep Earth clean (and the billionaires busy) β 54%
B) πΈ No. Solve problems down here first β 46%
C) π Don't care β I'll be on the first rocket out β 0%
π¬ Your Two Cents
B.A: βSeems like a good all-around idea, and it would solve one of the problems down here (hopefully), as it would eventually rid us of most of these ugly, power-hungry behemoths. Can't help feeling it will all cost us more though, while Musk laughs his way to the bank.β
S.Y: βAlready an incredible amount of space debrisβ¦β

Haha! I feel your pain. π
THIS IS THE END
That's it for #50.

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