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Today:
🤖 What does AI actually do for you?
🎯 How do you say less and mean more?
🟡 What’s the biggest franchise in history? (It’s not what you think).
🚢 Should we be… remastering disasters?
…and more.
Words, wit & culture! 🧠
Communication ammo for immediate use.
NEWS YOU CAN USE
Turn headlines into talking points
📣 The Worst Sales Pitch in History
Trillions of dollars.
Thousands of the smartest people on the planet.
AI might be the biggest investment in human history.
And the message so far?
“It’ll take your job.”
“It might kill you.”
Basically, Terminator in a necktie.
AI has a serious communication problem.
Sam Altman talks about his doomsday bunker.
Anthropic's CEO warns the odds of AI wiping us out are 25% (but continues building).
Google quietly builds a dozen AI tools – Stitch, Whisk, Veo, Antigravity – and tells approximately nobody what any of them actually do.
(Whisk...sounds like baking).
Compare that to the messaging that did work:
"Think Different." "Just Do It." "Diamonds are Forever."
Simple, sticky and human. They give you the feels.
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok... what do they actually do?
Ask a coder.
Everyone else? Blank face (or too embarrassed to say...looking at you, Grok).
Meanwhile...this.
A guy in Sydney used ChatGPT to help design a personalised cancer vaccine for his dog.
Rosie. 8 years old. Terminal. Months to live.
Six weeks later?
Jumping fences. Chasing rabbits.
Tumour down 75%.
That story barely made the news.
(Raises the question: Why aren't we doing this for PEOPLE?)
So now, a rethink.
OpenAI just bought TBPN — Sam Altman's favourite tech show, billed as the "Gen Z CNBC" — to, in their words, "set the record straight."
What will that look like?
Sweating tech CEOs eating hot wings?
Informed debates about ethics? (Let’s not get carried away).
Bots battling to the death? (I'd watch).
Or answers to the simple question:
"What will AI actually do for me?"
Because until they nail that...
…necktie Terminator will dominate the conversation.
💡 PRO TIP: Next time someone asks about AI, skip the impending doom.
Lead with Rosie.
💬 FOLLOW-UP: “What’s one thing you actually want AI to help you with?” (Japanese taxes!)
⛔ DON’T SAY: “Death to the machines!”
(History is not on your side).
TALK TOOLBOX
🎯 Say Less. Mean More.
“OK everyone, erm, listen up, we’re going to do some, er, pair work now, so I’m going to need you to put your pens down…”
Twelve blank faces stared at the teacher as his face flushed red.
That teacher was me.
(Thirty years ago. I'd like to think I've improved).
Here’s what I trained myself to say instead:
“OK. Pens down. Speaking practice. In pairs.”
Same message, with one fifth of the words and none of the confusion.
Thirty years of teaching communication.
Ten years of explaining to kids (not that talk yet, though).
Two months of talking to a dog (everything reduced to one word...Stay. NO! Poo. Bad!)
Clarity wins...every time.
Grading your language isn’t dumbing down. It’s more like precision engineering.
The best communicators say less… better.
Try this before you speak:
One point
What’s the ONE thing they need to understand or do?Cut it
Say it in half. (Then do it again if you can).Pause
Two seconds. Sounds like confidence (better than "Erm...")Speak in beats
Short sentences. No jargon. Moderate pace.
That’s it.
So, next time you see blank faces…it’s not them.
It’s you (sorry).
FAMOUS WORDS
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place”
(George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, 1856-1950)
🎬 Name the film
👇 Answer at the end
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CULTURE CODE
🟡 Gotta Cash 'Em All
April has a strange reputation.
Some researchers call it… “killing season".
A surprising number of major attacks and assassinations happened this month.
Nobody’s entirely sure why.
(Tax season?)
Anyway. Harsh reputation for springtime.
So. Brightly coloured monsters it is…
April 1st, 1997.
A kids’ anime debuts quietly on Japanese TV.
Twenty-eight years later?
Bigger than Star Wars.
Bigger than Mickey Mouse.
Bigger than Harry Potter…combined.
Pokémon. ~$150 billion and counting.
Over 1,000 “Pocket Monsters".
Catch them. Train them. Battle your friends (repeat forever).
One card recently sold for $16 million (check your drawers!)
Pokémon Go was downloaded over a billion times (and quietly mapped the world in the process)
Pokémon cards were banned in schools in the US, Canada, Australia, NZ and Europe (sound familiar?)
Still the most successful thing to ever come out of Japan.
Sorry, Toyota.
🗳 Best franchise — be honest:
WORD WISE
🔀 Monster Mash
Pokémon = Pocket + Monsters. Simple.
Japanese loves these — salaryman (salary + man).
English too.
The word for this is portmanteau:
Two words crushed together to make one new one.
Quiz: What are these actually made of?
Microsoft
Velcro
Nutella
Viagra
Instagram
⬇️ Answers below
BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING
🚢 Unsinkable 2.0
April 10, 1912. Titanic sets sail.
113 years later? 1,000 drones light up Belfast Harbour – the ship returns.
(No DiCaprio. Rose still let him die.)
Beautiful, but slightly eerie.
What’s next? The Hindenburg?
💬 FOLLOW-UP: "Could Jack have fit on that door?"
BITS ‘N BOBS
Did you see..?
This year’s best April Fool’s. 👆🏻
Interactive lessons on the history of the internet (nostalgia trip).
Office chair racing in Japan (better than F1).
ANSWER
🎬 Answer: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Two hillbillies. A cabin in the woods. College kids who've watched too many horror movies.
Nobody talks to each other properly. Everyone dies.
🌎 Cultural Impact: Flipped the horror genre on its head — the "monsters" are just two nice guys trying to have a fishing weekend. Cult classic.
🧠 Deep Dive: The entire film is one extended miscommunication, with every death being an accident. (Shaw would've had notes.)
💬 YOUR TURN: What's the worst miscommunication you've ever witnessed — or caused?
Answers: Monster Mash
Microsoft — microprocessor + software
Velcro — French velours (velvet) + crochet (hook)
Nutella — nut + Italian diminutive suffix -ella (sweet, or cute)
Viagra — reportedly vigour + Niagara (Pfizer won't confirm it. Draw your own conclusions.)
Instagram — instant camera + telegram
LAST WEEK
🗳 POLL: Would you clone yourself?
A) 🔁 Yes — second life, please — 17%
B) 🤔 Maybe — can I get an upgrade? — 57%
C) 💀 Hard no — the mice agree — 28%
💬 Your Two Cents
M: “I'd send my upgraded clone to work so I could relax in the Riviera.”
B: “Imagine 58 cloned generations of Trump... though, looking into his behaviour, maybe he is already at an advanced stage of cloning...”
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