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Today:
π― $20 War Machine: AI goes to war
π E.G.O. Control: Handling egomaniacs
β°οΈ Coffin Break: Wellness in a box
π§Ή Roomba Spy: Itβs watching (and cleaning)
β¦and more.
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π― The $20 War Machine
War⦠huh⦠What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
(Unless you sell oil, gold⦠or missiles.)
America's back in the Middle East. Again.
(Like an obsessed ex who swore they'd moved on, but just⦠can't.)
As Operation Epic Fury (Epstein? Who?) drags them back in, the latest beneficiaries aren't just the insider traders on Polymarket.
(Named Eric, or Baron, by any chance?)
It's AI.
Anthropic β the people behind Claude (my personal fave) β refused to let their models be used for mass surveillance or fully autonomous weapons against Americans.
(Human-controlled? Foreign people? Apparently fine.)
Trump's furious response?
The White House labelled them "a supply chain risk to national security."
Same category as the crafty Chinese spies (allegedly), Huawei.
Result?
#1 on the Apple App Store (despite Katy Perry's endorsement).
Trump ordered agencies to CEASE IMMEDIATELY (always with the caps).
Then quietly addedβ¦ βwithin six months.β
Classic TACO move. Rage first, negotiate later.
(While the CIA begs not to switch to Microsoft Copilot.)
But skip talking about the politics and focus on this:
The most powerful military in history is using a $20-a-month AI to help select bombing targets.
Not some secret Pentagon alien-tech supercomputer (TBAβ¦)
The same one you use to draft emailsβ¦or ask about that weird rash on your foot.
Like we talked about last week:
AI isn't optional in conversation anymore. It isn't just a tech story.
It's a war story.
And the bombs are already dropping.
π³οΈ AI in the war room β good idea?
TALK TOOLBOX

π E.G.O. Control
Spare a thought for world leaders.
Negotiating with someone whose ego fills the entire room must be exhausting.
My youngest daughter is nine and already has a similar strategy.
She refuses to apologise first. Ever.
Someone else must go first β preferably while she stands there sulking, cryingβ¦ or both. (Impressive range, if Iβm being honest.)
Drives everyone in this house insane.
The funny thing? A lot of adults never grow out of this.
Politics. Families. Group chats. Offices. (Especially the Oval.)
Psychologists call them βhigh-conflict personalities.β
People who run entirely on ego fuel.
They demand apologies for your perfectly reasonable behaviourβ¦but would rather combust than offer one themselves. (Ringing any bells?)
High ego. Low accountability (yet endless stamina.)
So what actually works?
Stop waiting for them to admit fault. (Not happening.)
Stop apologising just to keep the peace. (It wonβt.)
Instead, try my E.G.O. Method:
E β Exit the past. Stop debating who was right.
"Apologies are about the past."G β Go forward. Shift to what happens next.
"Let's focus on the future."O β Offer a solution. "How should we handle this next time?"
It avoids the ego battle and moves the conversation toward solutions, not blame.
Will it fix every conflict? No.
But it often removes the oxygen from an ego fire.
And sometimes⦠that's enough.
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: βWhoβs the most ego-driven person youβve ever had to deal with?β (Dare you say it out loud?)
β DON'T SAY: "I think you owe me an apology." (You'll be waiting. Bring snacks.)
WORD WISE
π₯§ Eat Humble Pie
Forced to apologise? Youβre eating humble pie.
But humble was originally βumbleβ β the offal of a deer. π¦
In medieval England, servants ate umble pie while the lords feasted on prime cuts (not much has changed then).
Over time, umble became humble.
Turns out swallowing your pride has always taken a bit of guts.
FAMOUS WORDS
βBig egos have little ears.β
(Robert Schuller, motivational speaker, 1926-2015)

π¬ Name the film
π Answer at the end
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CULTURE CODE

β°οΈ Coffin Break
Need a break from difficult people?
Tokyo has a solution.
A new "coffin relaxation salon" is inviting visitors to climb into pastel-coloured coffins and spend 30 minutes contemplating mortality.
Yes. Really (Japan can make anything cuteβ¦even death.)
The idea comes from Japanese meditation practice: confront death for a moment⦠and life looks considerably better when you climb back out.
Open or closed coffin. Music or silence. Images projected on the lid.
(Time to think inside the boxβ¦)
Price of enlightenment? Β₯2,000.
(About $13/Β£10. Less than your hotel cocktail).
Fans say it's energizing. Critics may say it's unsettling.
Both are right, and that's exactly why it works as conversation fuel.
Because wellness crazes never stop evolving.
Sound baths. Goat yoga. Scream therapy.
Now: coffin time.
Everyone will have an opinion on this one.
And if the conversation gets awkward⦠well, at least you know where to lie down.
π‘ PRO TIP: Weird trends make great small talk. Try: "What's the strangest wellness craze you've seen?"
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: "Would you try coffin meditation?β (Silence? Give your answer first.)
β DON'T SAY: "I bought one for my house." (Some things are best kept to yourself.)
BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING
π§Ή Your Roomba Is Watching
A software engineer accidentally gained access to live camera feeds, microphone audio, and home floor plans from 7,000 robot vacuums across 24 countries.
He just wanted to drive one with a PlayStation controller.
(Guess he got tired of waiting for GTA 6.)
Millions of Chinese-made robots quietly mapping homes worldwide.
Convenient cleaningβ¦ or the worldβs tidiest surveillance network?
π¬ FOLLOW-UP: "Would you trust a robot vacuum in your home?"
BITS βN BOBS
π GOD'S EYE VIEW: One developer used public data and AI agents to reconstruct Operation Epic Fury in real-time on a 3D globe. (Insane. Sleep well.)
πΊ MTV TIME MACHINE: Pick any decade and watch the music videos that defined it. (There goes your evening.)
π· STYSCRAPER: Stack farmyard objects (and pigs) as high as you can. That's it. (You're welcome.)
ANSWER
π¬ Answer: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Will Ferrell as a 1970s San Diego news anchor with perfect hair, a glass of scotch⦠and absolutely no self-awareness. When an ambitious female reporter joins, his ego takes a direct hit.
π Cultural Impact: The film is renowned for its quotability, with lines like "60% of the time, it works every time" and "Well, that esculated quickly" becoming part of pop culture
π§ Deep Dive: Mixed reviews on release. Now considered one of the best comedies of all time.
π¬ YOUR TURN: Whatβs your favourite line from a comedy? Let me know!
LAST WEEK
π³οΈ POLL: Alpha status by 2028?
A) π§ Humans still on top β 20%
B) π€ AI runs the economy β 7%
C) πΌ Humans + AI hybrid world - 60%
D) π» Shouldβve chosen the bear β 13%
π¬ Your Two Cents
B: βReally difficult to know how this one will play outβ¦Go Humans!β
M: βA very few humans and AI hybrid; the big seven sinners who have control of the AI platforms!β
S: βLike the bear analogyπβ

FPL?! Donβt know what youβre talking aboutβ¦
THIS IS THE END
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